Isn t it funny how people say they re tired of the drama & stress from people, but yet they are the ones who are creating it
Did you ever notice how a woman I shall be ready in 5min anda guys I shall be home in 5min are one and the same
I would Hold you in my Arms, & Climb the Highest Mountain … Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down & Laugh my Head Off! x
You ever notice that ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together is ‘Theirs’? Coincidence? I think not!
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” have a “Use By” date?
Finds it kinda funny that people have to cross the same bridge s they tried to BURN! KARMA IS A BITCH! – just saying!
Why do gas stations advertise their priceswith a 9/10 at the end does that really help sell more gas
Why do restaurants offer appetizers do not you already have an appetite if you are there
You’re a dude and you’re mad at me for not telling you it was my birthday? Why are we friends again?
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?