Category: Annoying status

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Why do restaurants offer appetizers – don’t you already have an appetite if you’re there?

Why are you always the only one in your house that knows how to put a new toilet paper roll on the holder?

Why are you always the only one in your house that knows how to put a new toilet paper roll on the holder?

I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.

For one day I wish when someone gave me an excuse I didn t hear the BULLSHIT bell ringing every time!!!

i can only please one person a day, and apparently today is not your day… but who s f*ing day is it?

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they’ll use all their fingers.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

CDO. It’s like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order…like they should be.